Democratic Donors, Explained.

Donors: We can’t run Biden he is too old.

DNC: Ok, here is his VP, intelligent, qualified, telegenic..

Donors: We aren’t sure about her either.

DNC: Is it because she is a black woman?

Donors: It has nothing to do with her being a woman.

DNC: Newsom?

Donors: Won’t play in Peoria.

DNC: Shapiro

Donors: Has anyone ever heard of him?

DNC: Whitmer

Donors: Where did she graduate from? Look we need personality, experience, wisdom, a track record, authenticity, relatability, stability, professionalism, good decision making, leadership, character, and a history of winning. Who you got?

DNC: Well we do have this fellow, he is older, but he has led this country through thick and thin, has a 52 year track record, is clean as a whistle, friendly, lovable, smart as a whip, has great relationships with world leaders and has impressed economists globally.

Donors: YES!! YES!! What’s his name?

-DaBubby

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